
CORE MEMBERSHIP
DELTA; for traders of any calibre
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access to all custom-built Applecore indicators based upon the research carried out for the 'Applecore: Trade with extreme prejudice' book and reworks of the most popular 'conventional' indicators. These indicators come with full intructions on how, why and when to use them (currently only available on the TradingView platform. However, we will make them availble on cTrader, Sierra, MT4 and MT5 as well as a selection of broker-proprietary platforms in the future).
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extended reading of the Applecore: Trade with extreme prejudice book featuring many more examples of how the Applecore tools can be applied to different insturments across different asset classes
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access to the 'core' forum where observations and analysis of all financial instruments are shared helping to build a better understanding of market behaviour using either 'traditional' or the Applecore methods
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access to file sharing: share your books; videos; or code (Pine, MT4, MT5, cTrader)
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free entry and exclusive offers to many ticketed trading events and gatherings including larger corporate events
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reduced shop prices: money-off exclusive stock market-related artwork and sculptures - some of which are produced by members of the Applecore community
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access to private groups for sharing strategies and analytical methods
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a large array of ever-expanding market resources
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further analytical methods and strategies based upon the Applecore method and ongoing research and development
Being added to the site and included in the above membership soon:
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access to additional tutorial content*
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G7 and G20 data
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Base and precious metal data
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Oil movements and gas news
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Other commodity news
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Please note: all membership plans will continue to run until cancelled.
*when availble
Welcome to the dimly lit, rat-infested alleyway of hopeful trading — where overhyped indicators, “revolutionary” bots, and miracle strategies get stripped down, smacked around, and shoved under the unforgiving spotlight of critical thinking.
This is where signal meets sarcasm, and where bloated marketing hype goes to choke on its own ridiculous claims. You know the ones:
“95% win rate!”
“400% ROI by next Tuesday!”
"Life-changing strategies that “used to be $8,000 but are
now just $37.85 if you buy in the next 4 minutes”
“Just three easy payments of your dignity!”
Yeah, those!
We’re not here to sell you anything. We’re here to dissect the circus. No paid promotions. No affiliate crap. No mercy. Just brutally honest takedowns, real trader insight, and the occasional meme so sharp it could slice through a VPS subscription.
So grab a brandy. Light a cigar. Pop Kenny G’s greatest hits into the CD player. Then sink your arse into your fine red leather Chesterfield and prepare to feast your naive little eyes on just how much $h1T is really out there.
⚖️ Legal-ish Disclaimer:
Everything here is based on opinion, research, and good old-fashioned red flags. All names, features, and claims are roasted responsibly and solely based on what they allegedly promise. If your product ends up in this section… maybe take the hint. Or call your lawyer. Either way, we’ll be here—sipping tea and comparing your strategy to an expired pop-up ad for a refurbished Sony Walkman with Enya's greatest hits and a moving-average crossover rule that’s allegedly 99.9% profitable!
“If it smells like 💩, trades like 💩, and backtests like 💩…
then it's definitely not the 'holy grail' of indicators!"
PROS (some)
CONS (a few)
WTF is this?
Price : $112 (was $249)
Product type: Download
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts ThroughIts Own Bull$h1T!
The name alone screams “trust me, I’m technical”, while the actual product screams “oops, I accidentally sold you a PDF with emojis.” It's yet another in a long line of Forex fantasy tools that promise laser-like precision and deliver the digital equivalent of a rejected potato at a budget crisp factory. LaserPips promises a “precision forex bot” so advanced, it’s basically the Elon Musk of trading indicators. It’s so revolutionary, so mathematically mind-melting, they’ve decided it can only be sold via untraceable email campaigns and glittery website banners featuring charts from 2016.
So what exactly are you buying? Well, depending on how optimistic you are:
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🦄 You’re bankrolling a mythical unicorn of automated trading—rumored to exist, but never seen by human eyes (except on Instagram filters).
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💻 Or you're sponsoring Chad’s midlife marketing crisis, complete with overpriced designer fonts, trophy demo accounts, and a VPS setup that’s probably just a $200 HP Pavilion running MetaTrader in the kitchen of his mum's house.
Let’s be real—if they truly had a flawless algorithm, they wouldn’t hush it up in demos. They’d flaunt it with live, transparent, third-party data. Instead, you get screenshots, promises, and “exclusive” downloads that are mysteriously locked behind an email and a webinar.
Brace yourself for another trip through the sparkly-scam express, destination: your trading account—just keep that rescue boat (and your sarcastic toolkit) on standby.
PROS: (Yes, we found some)
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“Powered by mathematical price analysis!” We initially assumed it was powered by magic—it’s just that good.
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Comes with the MOOSIN Indicator – For Free! Yes, FREE! Absolutely NO CHARGE! Because if the first tool doesn’t work, you can always try the backup placebo.
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Craig David uses it! We shit-you-not! That’s right—if pop stars turned traders are your financial inspiration, this bot is certified by the same guy who sang “7 Days.” Apparently, his broker doesn’t charge commission, slippage, or reality.
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You get alerts to your phone! So you can get crap all over your phone as well as your trading desk.
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Works on any Forex pair! Yes, even the ones you’ve never heard of and will never trade.
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They offer a 7-day money-back guarantee should you receive the wrong download link or experience tech issues on their end (No, that’s not a typo. They actually used the word 'tech' in their terms and conditions).
CONS: (Yes, there are a couple. Well, four)
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The sales page may be a little long for people with an IQ over 65.
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It’s download-only. So, no, you don’t get the shiny box shown in the ad unless you print it yourself, and cry over it.
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It turns out they don't offer a money-back guaranteee after all. If you’re unsatisfied because the product doesn’t actually work? That’s a you problem.
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Their professionalism shines like a diamond - if diamonds actually shined (faux pas, Rihanna?!): instead of a “Contact Us” form, they accidentally posted the email campaign template they use to spam inboxes.
Final Thoughts.
LaserPips is forex cosplay—dressed up like an algo, acting like a pro, but performing like a confused Roomba in a candle store. All flash, no follow-through, and allergic to anything that looks remotely like accountability.
If you’ve got money to throw away, go for it. Otherwise? Laser-focus your attention elsewhere.
Would We Recommend LaserPips?
Absolutely! But only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money with flair
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Building a "Wall of Regret" for your home office
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Creating content for your future TED Talk: “I Bought LaserPips, and Now I Just Shake My Head a Lot”
10/10 for comedy, 0/10 for credibility.
Thanks, LaserPips. At least your logo glows.BEST STATEMENT :
Now you have everything you need to begin to absorb pips! (whatever the f*¢k that means!)
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Price : We have no idea.
Product type: Super-exclusive VIP Membership (because you're special)
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts Through Its Own Bull$h1T!
Picture this: you're sipping coffee, scrolling through Instagram, when !BAM!—some guy in a rented Lamborghini promises 5% daily returns with just a "tiny" 2% deposit. Sounds harmless, right? Until you do some calculations of your own and realise that 2% equals $4,999, and the entry fee spans anywhere from a modest $2,500 to a jaw-dropping $249,950.
Yes. Two Hundred and Forty Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty Dollars.
For what? A mystery trading “service” with the vibe of a Craigslist ad written during a Red Bull overdose. This isn’t investing. This is financial theatre, starring you as the clueless wallet in a production called “Oops, I Missed All The Red Flags, AGAIN!” Directed by, 'S0m3tWat'—a guy who genuinely believes a self-made millionaire will wire him $249,950 without question, even though he can’t afford the $28 to remove the JivoChat branding from his totally trustworthy website.
So what do you really get with Forex Auto Trades?
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✨ The illusion of wealth
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🧠 A spreadsheet dressed as a trading bot
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🚨 A business model so shady, it needs SPF 1000 just to load
So, with all that been said, here's why you should absolutely invest in FX Auto-Trades.
PROS (Yes, these are the pros):
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They claim to generate up to 5% profit per day, which is only slightly less believable than a unicorn in a suit.
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Their Terms and Conditions clearly state they won’t be liable for your mistakes—such as, signing up with them.
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They encourage users to hide their real identity—either as a privacy feature or because “Shchek Gavriliv” is apparently someone’s attempt at typing their own name on a wet keyboard with no fingers while having a conniption fit.
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T&Cs are so vague, they could double as a horoscope exclusively for horses.
CONS (the part where logic dies):
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Subscription plans make zero sense. Something about 2% over 5 days earning $50–$4,999 per day? We tried to decode it and woke up in a Game Stop hedge fund fever dream.
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You need to deposit $2,500–$249,950 to “see results.” At that point, you might as well invest directly in regret and self-loathing.
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They haven’t even paid the $28/month to remove the JivoChat branding from their site. But sure—trust them with six figures.
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They offer an affiliate program—but you have to pay for it. Because nothing screams “residual income” like paying to do someone else’s marketing (we actually think affiliate marketing is a great idea. If you'd like to be an affiliate for us, get in touch 😉).
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Still allowing anonymous user profiles, which is either a privacy perk or a red flag wearing sunglasses and a face mask trying to convince the world COVID is still a real thing.
So, let's summarise:
Forex Auto Trades is like that kid in school who swears his uncle works at NASA but can’t pass a first-grade maths test - when the kid is 15 years old. They don’t just blur the lines between con and con-fidence—they straight-up erase them with two gallons of industrial paint stripper and hope you don’t smell what they're pouring.
Would We Recommend FX Auto-Trades?
Yeah, why not? After all, they are:
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Transparent. ✓
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Will do their best to make you rich. ✓✓✓
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Completely 100% trustworthy beyond doubt. ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
10/10 for audacity. 0/10 for financial hygiene.
Thanks, Forex Auto Trades. Your 2% pitch almost fooled us—until we looked at literally everything else.
And if anyone ever drops “It’s just 2%” in conversation again, feel free to respond with: “Cool. And when do I get the yacht?” ⛵💸
BEST STATEMENT :
Ready to become a Trader? (No. I was here looking for a toaster!)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
If you’ve ever looked at your bank account and thought, “Wow, I have way too much money and not enough strangers on the internet ignoring me,” then Pips Machine is your spiritual home. Let’s be honest: nothing screams "trustworthy financial advice" like a Telegram account with 37 followers, a username like @FXGOD888, and screenshots of demo accounts more Photoshopped than a celebrity magazine cover.
What is Pips Machine?
Allegedly—allegedly—it's a forex trading robot. One of those mythical programs that supposedly generates life-changing profits while you sleep. Or jog. Or sit there wondering why you paid $1,499 for a zipped folder containing one file called definitely_not_a_scam.zip. The bot is described as “fully automated” and “AI-powered,” which is accurate in the sense that it automatically disappears, and its creators certainly seem artificially intelligent.
The Concept (And we use that term lightly)
Pips Machine claims to be a high-performance, AI-powered Forex trading robot. What it actually is, is a digital disappearing act dressed up in buzzwords and hope. It’s brought to you by Chad, a true visionary entrepreneur whose qualifications include:
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Owning a Lamborghini (at least in his profile picture)
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Typing entirely in Comic Sans
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Slapping “PROFIT GUARANTEED 💰🔥” on every post
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Claiming “GUARANTEED PROFITS 💰💰🔥🔥” while somehow managing to spell “guaranteeed” with three e's
How It Works (Here’s the workflow as best we can piece together)
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You see an ad that looks like it was made during lunch detention in 2007.
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You message Chad, who immediately assures you this is not a scam (a sentence no honest person has ever needed to say).
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They charm you with graphs that look like they were made on Microsoft Paint during a caffeine bender.
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You send money.
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Chad ghosts you faster than a bad Tinder date.
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You get blocked, ghosted, and left alone with your thoughts and a renewed appreciation for regulation and wondering if you can claim “emotional damage” on your tax return.
What Makes It Special?
Backtested performance, using charts that look like they were stolen from a 2010 PowerPoint presentation and annotated by a narcoleptic squirrel with a crayon.
Why You Should Totally Trust Them
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No company address? ✓
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No website? ✓
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No legal info? ✓
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No contact after payment? ✓
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“Customer reviews” that all use the same five adjectives? ✓✓✓
If you like that kind of transparency, you’ll love what comes next: nothing.
Our Final Verdict:
Whoever built this masterpiece of digital disappointment is clearly a visionary. I mean, why waste time coding a working EA when you can screw everyone else over - much easier, no? Pips Machine doesn’t just walk the line between bold entrepreneurship and creative theft—it cartwheels over it blindfolded. In a world full of sketchy forex bots, this one’s the Michelangelo of financial gaslighting.
Would I buy it? No.
Would I recommend it? Also no.
Would I nominate it for the "Most Confidently Useless Product of the Year"? Absolutely.
However, as there's so much negativity here, we thought we'd close out with a glimmer of positivty.
We would recommend Pips Machine, but only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money fast
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Curious what digital betrayal feels like
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Building a case study for your “How to Spot a Scam” course
10/10 for comedic value, 0/10 for ethical business practices.
Thanks, Chad. My trust in humanity is gone, but at least your Lambo.JPG looks fast.
BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
Ah, The Forex Nexus—because when you combine 2016 trading memes, VIP Telegram signals, and the untraceable ethics of a crypto Ponzi scheme, you get... whatever this is pretending to be.
Welcome to the nexus of nonsense, where the only thing being traded is your common sense for empty promises and laggy signals that arrive 10 minutes after the move, like a drunk Uber driver who insists he was "just around the corner."
💸 “Just Join VIP”—Said Every Scam Ever
They’re all about that VIP lifestyle: glossy banners, “exclusive” entry points, and Telegram admins with names like FXGuru6969. Want signals? Cool. But don't expect timestamps, verified trades, or anything resembling accountability. What you get instead is:
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Signals delivered post-trade (aka “hindsight trading” — the most accurate strategy in the multiverse).
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Zero verified performance—not a single Myfxbook or FXBlue in sight. Because why show proof when you can show... emojis?
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"Investment opportunities"—which is code for “Send us money and we’ll block you before lunch.”
👻 Mysterious Founders, Magical Profits
Behind the curtain? Nobody knows. Which is fitting, really—because anonymity is essential when your business model is “sell dreams, dodge refunds.”
We did try to reach out for clarification, but they were too busy posting screenshots of a $4,211 win on demo mode... taken straight from MetaTrader’s Strategy Tester.
🤝 Community Feedback: Run
Redditors and trading forums aren't pulling punches:
“They blocked me right after I deposited.”
“Signals lag. Like, hilariously lag.”
“You’re basically paying for a psychic who calls you after the event.”So, if you've ever wanted to pay for déjà vu, this is your moment.
Summary:
If Forex Nexus were a trading strategy, it’d be:
Buy the dream. Sell your dignity. Exit through the blocked messages tab.So no, we don’t recommend The Forex Nexus. Unless your goal is to fund someone’s next crypto rug pull while you stare at a blinking chat window wondering what went wrong.
10/10 for audacity.
0/10 for transparency.
Would block again.BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Hit the '💩' at the bottom of each review if you want to 'see' what we're takling about! But if, after reading all these, you still decide to buy into this crap, well — congratulations. You’re a self-made twat (and the proud owner of a fancy, sparkly metaphorical fishing lure). You can proudly claim full responsibility for all the tragic financial hardship that follows.
Remember, there are no refunds for a lack of common sense. Buyer beware — and by that, we mean don’t be so f*¢k*ng stipid!
DELTA
Manual Trading for the Brave, the Hopeful, and the Slightly Unhinged.
This is ELTA — our extremely serious, deeply technical, not-at-all cult-like membership level where you get actual tools, not just vague optimism and overpriced bull-bear hoodies.
Inside, you'll find indicators that do more than draw pretty lines, groups that do more than regurgitate CNBC, and resources so packed with edge, you might accidentally start making sense of the market. It's not for everyone. Just for those tired of being lied to by cartoon candles and influencers who learned trading on Instagram.
Welcome to the deep end. Bring caffeine.
Here’s what you get when you step behind the velvet rope:
🧠 Custom-Built Applecore Indicators
Not your run-of-the-mill RSI knockoffs. These are precision tools forged from the pages of "APPLECORE: Trade with Extreme Prejudice." They’re custom-built, slightly opinionated, and come with full instructions (because guesswork is for astrology, not trading).
Platform: TradingView only.
Why not MT4/5, cTrader, Sierra, or some other CFD platform? Because we like real volume. And we’re not into imaginary numbers unless they’re in our own heads. Most CFD brokers don't supply actual exchange data, just simulations dressed up like the real thing. Our tools are designed to work with real markets, not fantasy leagues for adult gamblers.
🧪 Future Indicators
Yes, you get access to every weird, wonderful, and probably slightly experimental Applecore indicator we come up with next. You’re essentially beta-testing the future—with a manual.
📊 CORE GROUPS
Group chats for people who can actually read a chart without calling it witchcraft. Share insights, track patterns, or just rant with others who know the pain of getting slapped in the face by a black swan one pip from glory.
🕵️ Private Groups
Your own slice of secrecy: create private circles to test strategies, whisper conspiracy theories, or swap trade ideas like forbidden recipes.
📖 Extended Applecore Book Content
You liked the book? Great. Now read the rest of it. More examples, more application, more sarcasm. Apply Applecore principles across asset classes like you know what you're doing.
📘 Future Book Updates
Like DLC, but for financial masochists. Downloadable PDFs with new content, extended charts, and the occasional "what-the-f*?k-happened-there" market breakdown. Available when we’ve got something worth saying (we promise not to pad it out with fluff).
🧠 CORE BLOG
Imagine if ZeroHedge and a university economics course had a sarcastic, highly skeptical child. Educational, confrontational, and occasionally heretical—perfect for those who don’t mind their history revised and their market theories shaken.
🧷 CORE RESOURCE (The rabbit hole you didn’t know you needed)
Real exchange codes. Actual volume feeds. Broker truth bombs. MICs, planetary alignments (yes, really), and links to everything from weather data to trading robots built in basements. We’re constantly adding to this ever-growing library of financial nerdery. Think CIA black site meets Bloomberg Terminal—but with more personality, fewer lawsuits, and a lot more sarcasm. This is curated chaos. But potentially useful chaos.
📤 File Sharing (Code dumping area. Pine, MT4/5, cTrader)
Collaborate, swap, or just quietly judge someone’s logic from afar.
🎟️ Free/Discounted Access to Trading Events
Get in free or for less to events, seminars, and gatherings—ranging from high-brow finance expos to weird little meetups where someone inevitably brings a conspiracy theory PowerPoint or their pet rabbit.
🛍️ Reduced Shop Prices (Money off limited-edition trading-themed artwork and sculptures)
Yes, really. You can hang an interpretation of a limit order on your wall. Some pieces made by Applecore members themselves, which is cool. Or slightly terrifying.
📈 Extra Applecore Methods & Research
Ongoing analysis, strange but effective strategies, and experimental setups that may or may not break your brain—but in a good way.
🚨 The Fine Print:
All plans run until cancelled. We don’t trap you, lock you in, or bill your estate post-mortem. Some features released when ready. Because good things take time—and we’re not launching half-baked junk just to make a deadline.
So there it is. A serious toolbox dressed like a meme page. So if you're done getting your trading advice from Twitter threads and TikTok kids with rented Lambos yelling “YOLO,” maybe it’s time to go Delta.
Choose from one of the plans above to become a member of the Applecore community.
You may adjust or cancel your plan ay any time.
DELTA; for most traders of any calibre
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access to all custom-built Applecore indicators based upon the research carried out for the 'Applecore: Trade with extreme prejudice' book and reworks of the most popular 'conventional' indicators. These indicators come with full intructions on how, why and when to use them (currently only available on the TradingView platform. However, we will make them availble on cTrader, Sierra, MT4 and MT5 as well as a selection of broker-proprietary platforms in the future).
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extended reading of the Applecore: Trade with extreme prejudice book featuring many more examples of how the Applecore tools can be applied to different insturments across different asset classes
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access to the trading forum where observations and analysis of all financial instruments are shared helping to build a better understanding of market behaviour using either 'traditional' or the Applecore methods
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access to file sharing: share your books; videos; or code (Pine, MT4, MT5, cTrader)
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free entry and exclusive offers to many ticketed events and gatherings including larger corporate events
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limited reduced shop prices: money-off exclusive stock market-related artwork and sculptures - some of which are produced by members of the Applecore community
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access to private groups for sharing strategies and analytical methods
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a large array of ever-expanding market resources
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further analytical methods and strategies based upon the Applecore method and ongoing research and development
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access to additional tutorial content
OMEGA; for the full-time professional traders and investors
(does not give you access to 'insider information')
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all of the above plus;
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access to the Applecore charting platform powered by S&P;
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custom timeframes from rolling tick and micro-seconds to month and years
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100k historical bars
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unlimited number of tools and indicators per chart
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custom event alerts
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integrate news directly onto the chart as it happens
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features leading industry data, market assessment and news
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access and use anywhere - compatible with all mobile devices
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extended access to the forum, groups, blogs and access to additional pages
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free entry to many professional and corporate events
Please note: all membership plans will continue to run until cancelled.

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69£Every month
Welcome to the dimly lit, rat-infested alleyway of hopeful trading — where overhyped indicators, “revolutionary” bots, and miracle strategies get stripped down, smacked around, and shoved under the unforgiving spotlight of critical thinking.
This is where signal meets sarcasm, and where bloated marketing hype goes to choke on its own ridiculous claims. You know the ones:
“95% win rate!”
“400% ROI by next Tuesday!”
"Life-changing strategies that “used to be $8,000 but are
now just $37.85 if you buy in the next 4 minutes”
“Just three easy payments of your dignity!”
Yeah, those!
We’re not here to sell you anything. We’re here to dissect the circus. No paid promotions. No affiliate crap. No mercy. Just brutally honest takedowns, real trader insight, and the occasional meme so sharp it could slice through a VPS subscription.
So grab a brandy. Light a cigar. Pop Kenny G’s greatest hits into the CD player. Then sink your arse into your fine red leather Chesterfield and prepare to feast your naive little eyes on just how much $h1T is really out there.
⚖️ Legal-ish Disclaimer:
Everything here is based on opinion, research, and good old-fashioned red flags. All names, features, and claims are roasted responsibly and solely based on what they allegedly promise. If your product ends up in this section… maybe take the hint. Or call your lawyer. Either way, we’ll be here—sipping tea and comparing your strategy to an expired pop-up ad for a refurbished Sony Walkman with Enya's greatest hits and a moving-average crossover rule that’s allegedly 99.9% profitable!
“If it smells like 💩, trades like 💩, and backtests like 💩…
then it's definitely not the 'holy grail' of indicators!"
PROS (some)
CONS (a few)
WTF is this?
Price : $112 (was $249)
Product type: Download
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts ThroughIts Own Bull$h1T!
The name alone screams “trust me, I’m technical”, while the actual product screams “oops, I accidentally sold you a PDF with emojis.” It's yet another in a long line of Forex fantasy tools that promise laser-like precision and deliver the digital equivalent of a rejected potato at a budget crisp factory. LaserPips promises a “precision forex bot” so advanced, it’s basically the Elon Musk of trading indicators. It’s so revolutionary, so mathematically mind-melting, they’ve decided it can only be sold via untraceable email campaigns and glittery website banners featuring charts from 2016.
So what exactly are you buying? Well, depending on how optimistic you are:
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🦄 You’re bankrolling a mythical unicorn of automated trading—rumored to exist, but never seen by human eyes (except on Instagram filters).
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💻 Or you're sponsoring Chad’s midlife marketing crisis, complete with overpriced designer fonts, trophy demo accounts, and a VPS setup that’s probably just a $200 HP Pavilion running MetaTrader in the kitchen of his mum's house.
Let’s be real—if they truly had a flawless algorithm, they wouldn’t hush it up in demos. They’d flaunt it with live, transparent, third-party data. Instead, you get screenshots, promises, and “exclusive” downloads that are mysteriously locked behind an email and a webinar.
Brace yourself for another trip through the sparkly-scam express, destination: your trading account—just keep that rescue boat (and your sarcastic toolkit) on standby.
PROS: (Yes, we found some)
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“Powered by mathematical price analysis!” We initially assumed it was powered by magic—it’s just that good.
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Comes with the MOOSIN Indicator – For Free! Yes, FREE! Absolutely NO CHARGE! Because if the first tool doesn’t work, you can always try the backup placebo.
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Craig David uses it! We shit-you-not! That’s right—if pop stars turned traders are your financial inspiration, this bot is certified by the same guy who sang “7 Days.” Apparently, his broker doesn’t charge commission, slippage, or reality.
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You get alerts to your phone! So you can get crap all over your phone as well as your trading desk.
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Works on any Forex pair! Yes, even the ones you’ve never heard of and will never trade.
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They offer a 7-day money-back guarantee should you receive the wrong download link or experience tech issues on their end (No, that’s not a typo. They actually used the word 'tech' in their terms and conditions).
CONS: (Yes, there are a couple. Well, four)
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The sales page may be a little long for people with an IQ over 65.
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It’s download-only. So, no, you don’t get the shiny box shown in the ad unless you print it yourself, and cry over it.
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It turns out they don't offer a money-back guaranteee after all. If you’re unsatisfied because the product doesn’t actually work? That’s a you problem.
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Their professionalism shines like a diamond - if diamonds actually shined (faux pas, Rihanna?!): instead of a “Contact Us” form, they accidentally posted the email campaign template they use to spam inboxes.
Final Thoughts.
LaserPips is forex cosplay—dressed up like an algo, acting like a pro, but performing like a confused Roomba in a candle store. All flash, no follow-through, and allergic to anything that looks remotely like accountability.
If you’ve got money to throw away, go for it. Otherwise? Laser-focus your attention elsewhere.
Would We Recommend LaserPips?
Absolutely! But only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money with flair
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Building a "Wall of Regret" for your home office
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Creating content for your future TED Talk: “I Bought LaserPips, and Now I Just Shake My Head a Lot”
10/10 for comedy, 0/10 for credibility.
Thanks, LaserPips. At least your logo glows.BEST STATEMENT :
Now you have everything you need to begin to absorb pips! (whatever the f*¢k that means!)
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Price : We have no idea.
Product type: Super-exclusive VIP Membership (because you're special)
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts Through Its Own Bull$h1T!
Picture this: you're sipping coffee, scrolling through Instagram, when !BAM!—some guy in a rented Lamborghini promises 5% daily returns with just a "tiny" 2% deposit. Sounds harmless, right? Until you do some calculations of your own and realise that 2% equals $4,999, and the entry fee spans anywhere from a modest $2,500 to a jaw-dropping $249,950.
Yes. Two Hundred and Forty Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty Dollars.
For what? A mystery trading “service” with the vibe of a Craigslist ad written during a Red Bull overdose. This isn’t investing. This is financial theatre, starring you as the clueless wallet in a production called “Oops, I Missed All The Red Flags, AGAIN!” Directed by, 'S0m3tWat'—a guy who genuinely believes a self-made millionaire will wire him $249,950 without question, even though he can’t afford the $28 to remove the JivoChat branding from his totally trustworthy website.
So what do you really get with Forex Auto Trades?
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✨ The illusion of wealth
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🧠 A spreadsheet dressed as a trading bot
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🚨 A business model so shady, it needs SPF 1000 just to load
So, with all that been said, here's why you should absolutely invest in FX Auto-Trades.
PROS (Yes, these are the pros):
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They claim to generate up to 5% profit per day, which is only slightly less believable than a unicorn in a suit.
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Their Terms and Conditions clearly state they won’t be liable for your mistakes—such as, signing up with them.
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They encourage users to hide their real identity—either as a privacy feature or because “Shchek Gavriliv” is apparently someone’s attempt at typing their own name on a wet keyboard with no fingers while having a conniption fit.
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T&Cs are so vague, they could double as a horoscope exclusively for horses.
CONS (the part where logic dies):
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Subscription plans make zero sense. Something about 2% over 5 days earning $50–$4,999 per day? We tried to decode it and woke up in a Game Stop hedge fund fever dream.
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You need to deposit $2,500–$249,950 to “see results.” At that point, you might as well invest directly in regret and self-loathing.
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They haven’t even paid the $28/month to remove the JivoChat branding from their site. But sure—trust them with six figures.
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They offer an affiliate program—but you have to pay for it. Because nothing screams “residual income” like paying to do someone else’s marketing (we actually think affiliate marketing is a great idea. If you'd like to be an affiliate for us, get in touch 😉).
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Still allowing anonymous user profiles, which is either a privacy perk or a red flag wearing sunglasses and a face mask trying to convince the world COVID is still a real thing.
So, let's summarise:
Forex Auto Trades is like that kid in school who swears his uncle works at NASA but can’t pass a first-grade maths test - when the kid is 15 years old. They don’t just blur the lines between con and con-fidence—they straight-up erase them with two gallons of industrial paint stripper and hope you don’t smell what they're pouring.
Would We Recommend FX Auto-Trades?
Yeah, why not? After all, they are:
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Transparent. ✓
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Will do their best to make you rich. ✓✓✓
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Completely 100% trustworthy beyond doubt. ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
10/10 for audacity. 0/10 for financial hygiene.
Thanks, Forex Auto Trades. Your 2% pitch almost fooled us—until we looked at literally everything else.
And if anyone ever drops “It’s just 2%” in conversation again, feel free to respond with: “Cool. And when do I get the yacht?” ⛵💸
BEST STATEMENT :
Ready to become a Trader? (No. I was here looking for a toaster!)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
If you’ve ever looked at your bank account and thought, “Wow, I have way too much money and not enough strangers on the internet ignoring me,” then Pips Machine is your spiritual home. Let’s be honest: nothing screams "trustworthy financial advice" like a Telegram account with 37 followers, a username like @FXGOD888, and screenshots of demo accounts more Photoshopped than a celebrity magazine cover.
What is Pips Machine?
Allegedly—allegedly—it's a forex trading robot. One of those mythical programs that supposedly generates life-changing profits while you sleep. Or jog. Or sit there wondering why you paid $1,499 for a zipped folder containing one file called definitely_not_a_scam.zip. The bot is described as “fully automated” and “AI-powered,” which is accurate in the sense that it automatically disappears, and its creators certainly seem artificially intelligent.
The Concept (And we use that term lightly)
Pips Machine claims to be a high-performance, AI-powered Forex trading robot. What it actually is, is a digital disappearing act dressed up in buzzwords and hope. It’s brought to you by Chad, a true visionary entrepreneur whose qualifications include:
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Owning a Lamborghini (at least in his profile picture)
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Typing entirely in Comic Sans
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Slapping “PROFIT GUARANTEED 💰🔥” on every post
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Claiming “GUARANTEED PROFITS 💰💰🔥🔥” while somehow managing to spell “guaranteeed” with three e's
How It Works (Here’s the workflow as best we can piece together)
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You see an ad that looks like it was made during lunch detention in 2007.
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You message Chad, who immediately assures you this is not a scam (a sentence no honest person has ever needed to say).
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They charm you with graphs that look like they were made on Microsoft Paint during a caffeine bender.
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You send money.
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Chad ghosts you faster than a bad Tinder date.
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You get blocked, ghosted, and left alone with your thoughts and a renewed appreciation for regulation and wondering if you can claim “emotional damage” on your tax return.
What Makes It Special?
Backtested performance, using charts that look like they were stolen from a 2010 PowerPoint presentation and annotated by a narcoleptic squirrel with a crayon.
Why You Should Totally Trust Them
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No company address? ✓
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No website? ✓
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No legal info? ✓
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No contact after payment? ✓
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“Customer reviews” that all use the same five adjectives? ✓✓✓
If you like that kind of transparency, you’ll love what comes next: nothing.
Our Final Verdict:
Whoever built this masterpiece of digital disappointment is clearly a visionary. I mean, why waste time coding a working EA when you can screw everyone else over - much easier, no? Pips Machine doesn’t just walk the line between bold entrepreneurship and creative theft—it cartwheels over it blindfolded. In a world full of sketchy forex bots, this one’s the Michelangelo of financial gaslighting.
Would I buy it? No.
Would I recommend it? Also no.
Would I nominate it for the "Most Confidently Useless Product of the Year"? Absolutely.
However, as there's so much negativity here, we thought we'd close out with a glimmer of positivty.
We would recommend Pips Machine, but only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money fast
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Curious what digital betrayal feels like
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Building a case study for your “How to Spot a Scam” course
10/10 for comedic value, 0/10 for ethical business practices.
Thanks, Chad. My trust in humanity is gone, but at least your Lambo.JPG looks fast.
BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
Ah, The Forex Nexus—because when you combine 2016 trading memes, VIP Telegram signals, and the untraceable ethics of a crypto Ponzi scheme, you get... whatever this is pretending to be.
Welcome to the nexus of nonsense, where the only thing being traded is your common sense for empty promises and laggy signals that arrive 10 minutes after the move, like a drunk Uber driver who insists he was "just around the corner."
💸 “Just Join VIP”—Said Every Scam Ever
They’re all about that VIP lifestyle: glossy banners, “exclusive” entry points, and Telegram admins with names like FXGuru6969. Want signals? Cool. But don't expect timestamps, verified trades, or anything resembling accountability. What you get instead is:
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Signals delivered post-trade (aka “hindsight trading” — the most accurate strategy in the multiverse).
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Zero verified performance—not a single Myfxbook or FXBlue in sight. Because why show proof when you can show... emojis?
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"Investment opportunities"—which is code for “Send us money and we’ll block you before lunch.”
👻 Mysterious Founders, Magical Profits
Behind the curtain? Nobody knows. Which is fitting, really—because anonymity is essential when your business model is “sell dreams, dodge refunds.”
We did try to reach out for clarification, but they were too busy posting screenshots of a $4,211 win on demo mode... taken straight from MetaTrader’s Strategy Tester.
🤝 Community Feedback: Run
Redditors and trading forums aren't pulling punches:
“They blocked me right after I deposited.”
“Signals lag. Like, hilariously lag.”
“You’re basically paying for a psychic who calls you after the event.”So, if you've ever wanted to pay for déjà vu, this is your moment.
Summary:
If Forex Nexus were a trading strategy, it’d be:
Buy the dream. Sell your dignity. Exit through the blocked messages tab.So no, we don’t recommend The Forex Nexus. Unless your goal is to fund someone’s next crypto rug pull while you stare at a blinking chat window wondering what went wrong.
10/10 for audacity.
0/10 for transparency.
Would block again.BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Hit the '💩' at the bottom of each review if you want to 'see' what we're takling about! But if, after reading all these, you still decide to buy into this crap, well — congratulations. You’re a self-made twat (and the proud owner of a fancy, sparkly metaphorical fishing lure). You can proudly claim full responsibility for all the tragic financial hardship that follows.
Remember, there are no refunds for a lack of common sense. Buyer beware — and by that, we mean don’t be so f*¢k*ng stipid!
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED-TIME OFFER: Unlock OMEGA (monthly) for the price of DELTA (monthly) with this code:
omega-4-delta
(copy the code and paste it into the 'Enter Coupon Code' field in the 'Order Summary' section during checkout).
Since the features tied to the OMEGA plan are still being forged in the glorious lava flows of Hawaii, we’re offering OMEGA membership at the current price of DELTA — forever. Yes, we said FOREVER — or “for life,” depending on which one expires first. The only catch? Don’t cancel and try to sneak back in later like nothing happened. Otherwise, you’ll have to commit at the higher membership cost — we’re not just being facetious, it’s just a fact. Think of it as basking in the summer sun while we build the conservatory around you in time for winter. Nice, right?
So, what do you actually get with OMEGA (a.k.a. “DELTA” + “I can’t be bothered to wait and upgrade later!”)? Well, get comfy — we’re about to lay it out.
OMEGA
Trade like a machine. Learn like a machine. Scale like a virus. Feel nothing.
This is OMEGA, also known as 'DELTA + Precision Pips™ and VAuLTED™' interference — sorry, integration — where your trading dreams are uploaded, automated, and ruthlessly evaluated by cold, unfeeling bots (and other heartless members). You're not just buying access to education — you're plugging into a system that removes your emotional baggage, crushes your bad habits, and replaces your instincts with code or proper knowledge. Sounds comforting, right?
Here’s what you get when you step behind the velvet rope then through the door marked 'DROIDS ONLY':
...from VAuLTED:
The MANUAL DIVISION of OMEGA — the citadel of trading education built on APPLECORE concepts and institutional-level strategies. This is where you learn the “why” and “how” behind the moves, so your skills aren’t just retail-level guesses but professional-grade execution.
🍏 APPLECORE Concepts
Forget the “double top” videos that your favourite influencer made in his cousin’s garage. Here, we dismantle the market’s engine and show you every moving part: market structure, order flow, liquidity hunts, and why an indicator is telling you what it’s telling you. You won’t just spot a setup — you’ll know its family history, favourite drink, and whether it’s worth your time.
📊 Chart, Tools and Indicator Mastery
If your current chart looks like a Jackson Pollock painting, we’re here to clean it up. You’ll learn to read raw price like it’s your first language and make indicators work for you instead of becoming their helpless servant. By the end, you’ll know when to trust a signal, when to ignore it, and when to quietly laugh at traders who still believe RSI 70 means “sell everything.”
🧠 Psychology & Execution
The difference between a professional and a blown account usually isn’t the strategy — it’s the brain attached to it. We’ll give you the mental armour to execute without hesitation, survive drawdowns without emotional implosion, and resist the urge to “just see what happens” (spoiler: it’s never good). No retail mindset, no random revenge trades — just cold, precise action.
🛠 Tools & Templates
You could try building your own trading templates from scratch, or you could just take ours — the ones designed for actual market use, not just to look pretty on Instagram. From proprietary APPLECORE indicators to planning frameworks and workflow shortcuts, everything is engineered to integrate seamlessly into your trading process so you can spend less time faffing around and more time actually trading.
...from Precision Pips:
The AUTOMATED DIVISION of OMEGA — the relentless execution arm powered by algorithms, data, and four years of obsessive refinement. This is where trading stops being a guessing game and becomes a calculated, code-driven operation. Your emotions are stripped out, your bad habits are overwritten, and every move is made with machine precision - whether you’re watching or not.
🤖 Exclusive Access to the 4Extra Bot:
Behold—our magnum opus. Four years in the making (because who doesn't love a good slow burn), tested on 15 years of tick data from an era when flip phones still roamed the earth. It’s optimised for low-volatility sessions—because nothing screams “wealth creation” like trading during the financial equivalent of a coma. But hey, minimum risk, right?
💰 Passive Income Made Practical:
Dream of making money without actually doing anything? Us too. This is for the folks who want trading gains with the commitment level of a houseplant. Just set it and forget it—like that gym membership from 2015 you swore you'd use. Automation meets just-enough-human-supervision to pretend someone’s actually watching and doing something useful.
🦾 Bot Deployment + Setup Support:
Technology is hard. So we’ll hold your hand, whisper calming tech jargon, and pretend “broker migration” isn’t a complete mess. We’ll even help you set up a “risk profile,” which is basically code for “how brave you feel today versus how much pain you can tolerate next week.”
😱 Manual Override Protocols:
Our bots are smart, but not that smart. So when Bloomberg or a rogue tweet from some politician starts tanking markets, we step in with good old-fashioned human panic—er, precision override. It’s like autopilot, but occasionally the pilot wakes up.
📋 Backtesting Transparency + Data:
You’ll get a glorious PDF full of graphs, win rates, drawdowns, and logic so sophisticated you’ll absolutely nod as if you understand it. Total transparency—because nothing builds trust like overwhelming people with data they didn’t ask for - and probably don't understand.
🔒 Bot Optimisation Vault:
Sound's cool right? Because it is! This is where the magic (trial, error, and existential dread) happens. Watch seasoned pros tweak variables while muttering about market cycles and liquidity traps. It's like reality TV for nerds—watch us constantly adjust the logic so you can feel smug that you didn’t have to.
...from both VAuLTED and Precision Pips:
📺 Live Session Access – Real-Time Insight, Real Trader Results (Yes, that's right!):
Think of this as your weekly intervention — the moment where we gently drag you away from your over-complicated indicators and remind you how trading actually works. These sessions are live (yes, with actual humans), and feature everything from bot monitoring to market breakdowns, trade setups, panic controls, and occasional reality checks.
You’ll see our team explain what’s happening in real time — not six hours later in a smug tweet thread. We cover live trades, bot performance reviews, copy trading adjustments, and even psychology tips, because your brain is probably the real countertrend. Whether you're here to finally learn something, ask your one allowed dumb question per week, or just stare silently while nodding like it makes sense — these sessions are your chance to connect the dots between theory, tools, and that thing called timing.
👨👨👦👦 OMEGA Groups - Where the delusion gets premium:
This is the inner sanctum for traders who’ve graduated from “what’s a pip?” to “I backtested this over 12 years and still hate myself.” Expect higher-level discussion, fewer stupid questions, and zero tolerance for RSI-on-everything nonsense. Share war stories, dissect market structure like a forensic analyst, or just vibe in the comforting presence of others who’ve also screamed “WHY” at a five-minute candle. It’s not a cult — but if it were, at least the charts would be clean.
❗ The Fine Print:
All plans run until cancelled. No contracts, no shady renewals, and definitely no invoices from the afterlife. And since we like to keep things transparent: OMEGA is primarily operated by Precision Pips ATS and VAuLTED—they handle the heavy algo stuff, the smart stuff, and occasionally the kind of stuff that makes you question whether they’re at least 73% machine.
Also, nothing in here is financial advice. If you want to bet your 12-year old Fiat 500 on a gut feeling and a 15-minute chart, that’s between you and your rapidly evaporating account balance. We provide tools, data, and disturbingly honest commentary—not promises, not predictions, and definitely not lines of free white-powdered confidence. Some features will launch when they’re good and ready, not when some roadmap demands a half-baked release. Remember: patience is part of the strategy. Panic, however, is free and always available.
There you have it. "OMEGA" isn’t just a membership. It's "DELTA" with a DOFOCH Twin Turbocharger package. It’s a sanctuary for the cold-hearted, where logic reigns, machines do all the work, and the art of algorithmic trading finally meets the sweet relief of not having to code.
But wait, there's more! With OMEGA, you don’t just get automated trading—you get access to exclusive educational resources that will elevate your trading knowledge. Learn the strategies, insights, and tactics behind the algorithms, so you can understand the logic, even if you never have to touch the code.
Join us. Let go of your emotions. Let the bots or your higher-self make your decisions. And when things go sideways? Blame the bot, your mother, your local MP or God. Profit (or cry about it later, we’re not picky).
Welcome to the dimly lit, rat-infested alleyway of hopeful trading — where overhyped indicators, “revolutionary” bots, and miracle strategies get stripped down, smacked around, and shoved under the unforgiving spotlight of critical thinking.
This is where signal meets sarcasm, and where bloated marketing hype goes to choke on its own ridiculous claims. You know the ones:
“95% win rate!”
“400% ROI by next Tuesday!”
"Life-changing strategies that “used to be $8,000 but are
now just $37.85 if you buy in the next 4 minutes”
“Just three easy payments of your dignity!”
Yeah, those!
We’re not here to sell you anything. We’re here to dissect the circus. No paid promotions. No affiliate crap. No mercy. Just brutally honest takedowns, real trader insight, and the occasional meme so sharp it could slice through a VPS subscription.
So grab a brandy. Light a cigar. Pop Kenny G’s greatest hits into the CD player. Then sink your arse into your fine red leather Chesterfield and prepare to feast your naive little eyes on just how much $h1T is really out there.
⚖️ Legal-ish Disclaimer:
Everything here is based on opinion, research, and good old-fashioned red flags. All names, features, and claims are roasted responsibly and solely based on what they allegedly promise. If your product ends up in this section… maybe take the hint. Or call your lawyer. Either way, we’ll be here—sipping tea and comparing your strategy to an expired pop-up ad for a refurbished Sony Walkman with Enya's greatest hits and a moving-average crossover rule that’s allegedly 99.9% profitable!
“If it smells like 💩, trades like 💩, and backtests like 💩…
then it's definitely not the 'holy grail' of indicators!"
PROS (some)
CONS (a few)
WTF is this?
Price : $112 (was $249)
Product type: Download
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts ThroughIts Own Bull$h1T!
The name alone screams “trust me, I’m technical”, while the actual product screams “oops, I accidentally sold you a PDF with emojis.” It's yet another in a long line of Forex fantasy tools that promise laser-like precision and deliver the digital equivalent of a rejected potato at a budget crisp factory. LaserPips promises a “precision forex bot” so advanced, it’s basically the Elon Musk of trading indicators. It’s so revolutionary, so mathematically mind-melting, they’ve decided it can only be sold via untraceable email campaigns and glittery website banners featuring charts from 2016.
So what exactly are you buying? Well, depending on how optimistic you are:
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🦄 You’re bankrolling a mythical unicorn of automated trading—rumored to exist, but never seen by human eyes (except on Instagram filters).
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💻 Or you're sponsoring Chad’s midlife marketing crisis, complete with overpriced designer fonts, trophy demo accounts, and a VPS setup that’s probably just a $200 HP Pavilion running MetaTrader in the kitchen of his mum's house.
Let’s be real—if they truly had a flawless algorithm, they wouldn’t hush it up in demos. They’d flaunt it with live, transparent, third-party data. Instead, you get screenshots, promises, and “exclusive” downloads that are mysteriously locked behind an email and a webinar.
Brace yourself for another trip through the sparkly-scam express, destination: your trading account—just keep that rescue boat (and your sarcastic toolkit) on standby.
PROS: (Yes, we found some)
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“Powered by mathematical price analysis!” We initially assumed it was powered by magic—it’s just that good.
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Comes with the MOOSIN Indicator – For Free! Yes, FREE! Absolutely NO CHARGE! Because if the first tool doesn’t work, you can always try the backup placebo.
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Craig David uses it! We shit-you-not! That’s right—if pop stars turned traders are your financial inspiration, this bot is certified by the same guy who sang “7 Days.” Apparently, his broker doesn’t charge commission, slippage, or reality.
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You get alerts to your phone! So you can get crap all over your phone as well as your trading desk.
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Works on any Forex pair! Yes, even the ones you’ve never heard of and will never trade.
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They offer a 7-day money-back guarantee should you receive the wrong download link or experience tech issues on their end (No, that’s not a typo. They actually used the word 'tech' in their terms and conditions).
CONS: (Yes, there are a couple. Well, four)
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The sales page may be a little long for people with an IQ over 65.
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It’s download-only. So, no, you don’t get the shiny box shown in the ad unless you print it yourself, and cry over it.
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It turns out they don't offer a money-back guaranteee after all. If you’re unsatisfied because the product doesn’t actually work? That’s a you problem.
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Their professionalism shines like a diamond - if diamonds actually shined (faux pas, Rihanna?!): instead of a “Contact Us” form, they accidentally posted the email campaign template they use to spam inboxes.
Final Thoughts.
LaserPips is forex cosplay—dressed up like an algo, acting like a pro, but performing like a confused Roomba in a candle store. All flash, no follow-through, and allergic to anything that looks remotely like accountability.
If you’ve got money to throw away, go for it. Otherwise? Laser-focus your attention elsewhere.
Would We Recommend LaserPips?
Absolutely! But only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money with flair
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Building a "Wall of Regret" for your home office
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Creating content for your future TED Talk: “I Bought LaserPips, and Now I Just Shake My Head a Lot”
10/10 for comedy, 0/10 for credibility.
Thanks, LaserPips. At least your logo glows.BEST STATEMENT :
Now you have everything you need to begin to absorb pips! (whatever the f*¢k that means!)
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Price : We have no idea.
Product type: Super-exclusive VIP Membership (because you're special)
A Forex Bot So Sharp, It Cuts Through Its Own Bull$h1T!
Picture this: you're sipping coffee, scrolling through Instagram, when !BAM!—some guy in a rented Lamborghini promises 5% daily returns with just a "tiny" 2% deposit. Sounds harmless, right? Until you do some calculations of your own and realise that 2% equals $4,999, and the entry fee spans anywhere from a modest $2,500 to a jaw-dropping $249,950.
Yes. Two Hundred and Forty Nine Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty Dollars.
For what? A mystery trading “service” with the vibe of a Craigslist ad written during a Red Bull overdose. This isn’t investing. This is financial theatre, starring you as the clueless wallet in a production called “Oops, I Missed All The Red Flags, AGAIN!” Directed by, 'S0m3tWat'—a guy who genuinely believes a self-made millionaire will wire him $249,950 without question, even though he can’t afford the $28 to remove the JivoChat branding from his totally trustworthy website.
So what do you really get with Forex Auto Trades?
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✨ The illusion of wealth
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🧠 A spreadsheet dressed as a trading bot
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🚨 A business model so shady, it needs SPF 1000 just to load
So, with all that been said, here's why you should absolutely invest in FX Auto-Trades.
PROS (Yes, these are the pros):
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They claim to generate up to 5% profit per day, which is only slightly less believable than a unicorn in a suit.
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Their Terms and Conditions clearly state they won’t be liable for your mistakes—such as, signing up with them.
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They encourage users to hide their real identity—either as a privacy feature or because “Shchek Gavriliv” is apparently someone’s attempt at typing their own name on a wet keyboard with no fingers while having a conniption fit.
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T&Cs are so vague, they could double as a horoscope exclusively for horses.
CONS (the part where logic dies):
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Subscription plans make zero sense. Something about 2% over 5 days earning $50–$4,999 per day? We tried to decode it and woke up in a Game Stop hedge fund fever dream.
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You need to deposit $2,500–$249,950 to “see results.” At that point, you might as well invest directly in regret and self-loathing.
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They haven’t even paid the $28/month to remove the JivoChat branding from their site. But sure—trust them with six figures.
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They offer an affiliate program—but you have to pay for it. Because nothing screams “residual income” like paying to do someone else’s marketing (we actually think affiliate marketing is a great idea. If you'd like to be an affiliate for us, get in touch 😉).
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Still allowing anonymous user profiles, which is either a privacy perk or a red flag wearing sunglasses and a face mask trying to convince the world COVID is still a real thing.
So, let's summarise:
Forex Auto Trades is like that kid in school who swears his uncle works at NASA but can’t pass a first-grade maths test - when the kid is 15 years old. They don’t just blur the lines between con and con-fidence—they straight-up erase them with two gallons of industrial paint stripper and hope you don’t smell what they're pouring.
Would We Recommend FX Auto-Trades?
Yeah, why not? After all, they are:
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Transparent. ✓
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Will do their best to make you rich. ✓✓✓
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Completely 100% trustworthy beyond doubt. ✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓✓
10/10 for audacity. 0/10 for financial hygiene.
Thanks, Forex Auto Trades. Your 2% pitch almost fooled us—until we looked at literally everything else.
And if anyone ever drops “It’s just 2%” in conversation again, feel free to respond with: “Cool. And when do I get the yacht?” ⛵💸
BEST STATEMENT :
Ready to become a Trader? (No. I was here looking for a toaster!)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
If you’ve ever looked at your bank account and thought, “Wow, I have way too much money and not enough strangers on the internet ignoring me,” then Pips Machine is your spiritual home. Let’s be honest: nothing screams "trustworthy financial advice" like a Telegram account with 37 followers, a username like @FXGOD888, and screenshots of demo accounts more Photoshopped than a celebrity magazine cover.
What is Pips Machine?
Allegedly—allegedly—it's a forex trading robot. One of those mythical programs that supposedly generates life-changing profits while you sleep. Or jog. Or sit there wondering why you paid $1,499 for a zipped folder containing one file called definitely_not_a_scam.zip. The bot is described as “fully automated” and “AI-powered,” which is accurate in the sense that it automatically disappears, and its creators certainly seem artificially intelligent.
The Concept (And we use that term lightly)
Pips Machine claims to be a high-performance, AI-powered Forex trading robot. What it actually is, is a digital disappearing act dressed up in buzzwords and hope. It’s brought to you by Chad, a true visionary entrepreneur whose qualifications include:
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Owning a Lamborghini (at least in his profile picture)
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Typing entirely in Comic Sans
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Slapping “PROFIT GUARANTEED 💰🔥” on every post
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Claiming “GUARANTEED PROFITS 💰💰🔥🔥” while somehow managing to spell “guaranteeed” with three e's
How It Works (Here’s the workflow as best we can piece together)
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You see an ad that looks like it was made during lunch detention in 2007.
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You message Chad, who immediately assures you this is not a scam (a sentence no honest person has ever needed to say).
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They charm you with graphs that look like they were made on Microsoft Paint during a caffeine bender.
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You send money.
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Chad ghosts you faster than a bad Tinder date.
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You get blocked, ghosted, and left alone with your thoughts and a renewed appreciation for regulation and wondering if you can claim “emotional damage” on your tax return.
What Makes It Special?
Backtested performance, using charts that look like they were stolen from a 2010 PowerPoint presentation and annotated by a narcoleptic squirrel with a crayon.
Why You Should Totally Trust Them
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No company address? ✓
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No website? ✓
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No legal info? ✓
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No contact after payment? ✓
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“Customer reviews” that all use the same five adjectives? ✓✓✓
If you like that kind of transparency, you’ll love what comes next: nothing.
Our Final Verdict:
Whoever built this masterpiece of digital disappointment is clearly a visionary. I mean, why waste time coding a working EA when you can screw everyone else over - much easier, no? Pips Machine doesn’t just walk the line between bold entrepreneurship and creative theft—it cartwheels over it blindfolded. In a world full of sketchy forex bots, this one’s the Michelangelo of financial gaslighting.
Would I buy it? No.
Would I recommend it? Also no.
Would I nominate it for the "Most Confidently Useless Product of the Year"? Absolutely.
However, as there's so much negativity here, we thought we'd close out with a glimmer of positivty.
We would recommend Pips Machine, but only if you're:
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Practicing how to lose money fast
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Curious what digital betrayal feels like
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Building a case study for your “How to Spot a Scam” course
10/10 for comedic value, 0/10 for ethical business practices.
Thanks, Chad. My trust in humanity is gone, but at least your Lambo.JPG looks fast.
BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Price : $1499
Product type: Download
Who Needs a Working Product When You Have Vibes, and a Visionary Named Chad?
Ah, The Forex Nexus—because when you combine 2016 trading memes, VIP Telegram signals, and the untraceable ethics of a crypto Ponzi scheme, you get... whatever this is pretending to be.
Welcome to the nexus of nonsense, where the only thing being traded is your common sense for empty promises and laggy signals that arrive 10 minutes after the move, like a drunk Uber driver who insists he was "just around the corner."
💸 “Just Join VIP”—Said Every Scam Ever
They’re all about that VIP lifestyle: glossy banners, “exclusive” entry points, and Telegram admins with names like FXGuru6969. Want signals? Cool. But don't expect timestamps, verified trades, or anything resembling accountability. What you get instead is:
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Signals delivered post-trade (aka “hindsight trading” — the most accurate strategy in the multiverse).
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Zero verified performance—not a single Myfxbook or FXBlue in sight. Because why show proof when you can show... emojis?
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"Investment opportunities"—which is code for “Send us money and we’ll block you before lunch.”
👻 Mysterious Founders, Magical Profits
Behind the curtain? Nobody knows. Which is fitting, really—because anonymity is essential when your business model is “sell dreams, dodge refunds.”
We did try to reach out for clarification, but they were too busy posting screenshots of a $4,211 win on demo mode... taken straight from MetaTrader’s Strategy Tester.
🤝 Community Feedback: Run
Redditors and trading forums aren't pulling punches:
“They blocked me right after I deposited.”
“Signals lag. Like, hilariously lag.”
“You’re basically paying for a psychic who calls you after the event.”So, if you've ever wanted to pay for déjà vu, this is your moment.
Summary:
If Forex Nexus were a trading strategy, it’d be:
Buy the dream. Sell your dignity. Exit through the blocked messages tab.So no, we don’t recommend The Forex Nexus. Unless your goal is to fund someone’s next crypto rug pull while you stare at a blinking chat window wondering what went wrong.
10/10 for audacity.
0/10 for transparency.
Would block again.BEST STATEMENT :
If you want your personal account to grow consistently, you’re in the right place. (What? Telegram?!?)
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Hit the '💩' at the bottom of each review if you want to 'see' what we're takling about! But if, after reading all these, you still decide to buy into this crap, well — congratulations. You’re a self-made twat (and the proud owner of a fancy, sparkly metaphorical fishing lure). You can proudly claim full responsibility for all the tragic financial hardship that follows.
Remember, there are no refunds for a lack of common sense. Buyer beware — and by that, we mean don’t be so f*¢k*ng stipid!
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED-TIME OFFER: Unlock OMEGA (monthly) for the price of DELTA (monthly) with this code:
omega-4-delta
(copy the code and paste it into the 'Enter Coupon Code' field in the 'Order Summary' section during checkout).
Since the features tied to the OMEGA plan are still being forged in the glorious lava flows of Hawaii, we’re offering OMEGA membership at the current price of DELTA — forever. Yes, we said FOREVER — or “for life,” depending on which one expires first. The only catch? Don’t cancel and try to sneak back in later like nothing happened. Otherwise, you’ll have to commit at the higher membership cost — we’re not just being facetious, it’s just a fact. Think of it as basking in the summer sun while we build the conservatory around you in time for winter. Nice, right?
So, what do you actually get with OMEGA (a.k.a. “DELTA” + “I can’t be bothered to wait and upgrade later!”)? Well, get comfy — we’re about to lay it out.
OMEGA
Trade like a machine. Learn like a machine. Scale like a virus. Feel nothing.
This is OMEGA, also known as 'DELTA + no more shitty excuses for making bad decisions.'
Here, you'll still receive the same vague, slightly judgmental help from people with larger trading accounts (and probably a second monitor) as you do in DELTA. But now, you’re also buying access to some awesome education and learning it the right way. You're plugging into a system designed to strip out emotional baggage, crush your bad habits, replace your instincts with proper knowledge, and make you trade like a heartless bot. Sounds comforting, right?
Welcome to the deep end. Bring caffeine!
Here’s what you get when you step behind the velvet rope then through the door marked 'DROIDS ONLY':
🎓 Get Educated Properly
This is where you don't need to own the book to learn about Applecore. Or, if you have the book - learn about Applecore better.
As an OMEGA member, you'll get access to the citadel of trading education built on APPLECORE concepts and institutional-level strategies. This is where you learn the “why” and “how” behind the moves, so your skills aren’t just retail-level guesses but professional-grade execution - all presented in video, podcast and interactive-AI formats.
🍏 APPLECORE Concepts
Forget the “double top” videos that your favourite influencer made in his cousin’s garage. Here, we dismantle the market’s engine and show you every moving part: market structure, order flow, liquidity hunts, and why an indicator is telling you what it’s telling you. You won’t just spot a setup — you’ll know its family history, favourite drink, and whether it’s worth ask it for a phone number.
📊 Chart, Tools and Indicator Mastery
If your current chart looks like a Jackson Pollock painting, we’re here to clean it up. You’ll learn to read raw price like it’s your first language and make indicators work for you instead of becoming their helpless servant. By the end, you’ll know when to trust a signal, when to ignore it, and when to quietly laugh at traders who still believe RSI 70 means “sell everything.”
🧠 Psychology & Execution
The difference between a professional and a blown account usually isn’t the strategy — it’s the brain attached to it. We’ll give you the mental armour to execute without hesitation, survive drawdowns without emotional implosion, and resist the urge to “just see what happens” (which is never good). No retail mindset, no random revenge trades — just cold, precise action.
🛠️ Tools & Templates
You could try building your own trading templates from scratch, or you could just take ours — the ones designed for actual market use, not just to look pretty on Instagram. From proprietary APPLECORE indicators to planning frameworks and workflow shortcuts, everything is engineered to integrate seamlessly into your trading process so you can spend less time faffing around and more time actually trading.
🚦 not 🤖 Exclusive Access to the Applecore Signal Generator (this is not a bot):
Behold — our magnum opus. Four thousand years in the making (because who doesn’t love a good slow burn and the occasional dramatic overstatement), tested on data going back to an era when flip phones still roamed the earth, and powered by indicators from the Applecore vault.
It’s a signal generator — not a bot. Big difference.
🎯 It works how you want it to:
• High-volatility setups — for when you want to pass out from an adrenaline overload
• Low-volatility setups — because nothing screams “wealth creation” like trading during the financial equivalent of a coma
• Price crossover setups — the holy grail or the dumbest hill people die on. These can be a scalpel or a guillotine depending entirely on your level of self-sabotage.
• Timed setups — perfect if you enjoy being early, smug, and slightly feared. Everything begins and ends with time (no joke)!
• Reversal setups — don't try to back your car into the garage before opening the garage door.
• Trend continuation setups — for the easiest ride. We promise ;)
• Divergence setups — When everything says "BUY" - sell.
• Session setups — because what works in London might absolutely mug you in Asia.
• Breakout setups — I'm sure there's a cream for that. If it persists, see a doctor.
• The Holy Grail — for those who believe the best signals can be found at free-entry trading shows.
⚠️ But it might also...
• front-run the market so hard, you start to wonder if you're actually the liquidity.
• spot a reversal before the candles even know they’re tired.
• hit back-to-back setups so clean, your broker flags your account for arbitrage... or sorcery.
• blow up in your face because you built it like a lunatic on coke with nine indicators and a dream. That's the game. But hey - minimum risk, right?
Build responsibly. Or gloriously recklessly. Just don’t build boring.
Simply put, it's a template-based signal system you build yourself using tools from the Applecore indicator library.
But be warned: if you build it 'stupid', it’ll hand you signals so bad, your broker might call just to check you're still alive.
💰 Passive Income Made Practical (coming soon):
Dream of making money without actually doing anything? Us too. This is for the folks who want trading gains with the commitment level of a houseplant. Just set it and forget it—like that gym membership from 2015 you swore you'd use - not quite. Semi-automation meets just-enough-human-supervision to pretend someone’s actually watching and doing something useful.
📺 Real-Time Insight, Real Trader Results (Yes, that's right!):
Think of this as your weekly intervention — the moment where we gently drag you away from your over-complicated indicators and remind you how trading actually works. These sessions are live (yes, with actual humans), and feature everything from bot monitoring to market breakdowns, trade setups, panic controls, and occasional reality checks.
You’ll see our team explain what’s happening in real time — not six hours later in a smug tweet thread. We cover live trades, bot performance reviews, copy trading adjustments, and even psychology tips, because your brain is probably the real countertrend. Whether you're here to finally learn something, ask your one allowed dumb question per week, or just stare silently while nodding like it makes sense — these sessions are your chance to connect the dots between theory, tools, and that thing called timing.
👨👨👦👦 OMEGA Groups - Where the delusion gets premium:
This is the inner sanctum for traders who’ve graduated from “what’s a pip?” to “I backtested this over 12 years and still hate myself.” Expect higher-level discussion, fewer stupid questions, and zero tolerance for RSI-on-everything nonsense. Share war stories, dissect market structure like a forensic analyst, or just vibe in the comforting presence of others who’ve also screamed “WHY” at a five-minute candle. It’s not a cult — but if it were, at least the charts would be clean.
❗ The Fine Print:
Our plans require TradingView Premium to access the indicators and those plans run until cancelled by you. We don’t trap you, lock you in, or bill your estate post-mortem - so definitely no invoices to the afterlife. Also, nothing in here is financial advice. If you want to bet your 12-year old Fiat 500 on a gut feeling and a 15-minute chart, that’s between you and your rapidly evaporating account balance. We provide tools, data, and disturbingly honest commentary - not promises, not predictions, and definitely not free lines of white-powdered confidence. New features will launch when they’re good and ready, not when some scheduled roadmap demands it. Because good things take time - and we’re not launching half-baked shit just to make a deadline. Remember: patience is part of the strategy. Panic, however, is free and always available.
There you have it. "OMEGA" isn’t just a membership. It's "DELTA" with a DOFOCH (pronounced 'da-fuq', if you like) Twin-Turbocharger package. It’s a sanctuary for the wisdom seeking wierdos and the serious cold-hearted traders. You don’t get access to bullshit automated trading bots - you get access to exclusive educational resources that will elevate your trading knowledge. Learn the strategies, insights, and tactics behind the markets, so you can understand their logic, and trade as good as them (maybe).
Join us. Let go of your emotions. Let the education or your higher-self make your decisions. And when things go sideways? Blame the broker, your mother, your local MP or God. Profit (or cry about it later, we’re not picky).
Welcome to DELTA — our extremely serious, deeply technical, not-at-all cult-like membership level where you get actual tools, not just vague optimism and overpriced bull-bear hoodies.
Inside, you'll find indicators that do more than draw pretty lines, groups that do more than regurgitate CNBC, and resources so packed with edge, you might accidentally start making sense of the market. It's not for everyone. Just for those tired of being lied to by cartoon candles and influencers who learned trading on Instagram.
Welcome to the deep end. Bring caffeine.
Here’s what you get when you step behind the velvet rope:
🧠 Custom-Built Applecore Indicators
Not your run-of-the-mill RSI knockoffs. These are precision tools forged from the pages of "APPLECORE: Trade with Extreme Prejudice." They’re custom-built, slightly opinionated, and come with full instructions (because guesswork is for astrology, not trading).
Platform: TradingView only.
Why not MT4/5, cTrader, Sierra, or some other CFD platform? Because we like real volume. And we’re not into imaginary numbers unless they’re in someone else’s head. Most CFD brokers don't supply actual exchange data, just simulations dressed up like the real thing. Our tools are designed to work with real markets, not fantasy leagues for adult gamblers.
🧪 Future Indicators
Yes, you get access to every weird, wonderful, and probably slightly experimental Applecore indicator we come up with next. You’re essentially beta-testing the future—with a manual.
📊 CORE GROUPS
Group chats for people who can actually read a chart without calling it witchcraft. Share insights, track patterns, or just rant with others who know the pain of getting slapped in the face by a black swan one pip from glory.
🕵️ Private Groups
Your own slice of secrecy: create private circles to test strategies, whisper conspiracy theories, or swap trade ideas like forbidden recipes.
📖 Extended Applecore Book Content
You liked the book? Great. Now read the rest of it. More examples, more application, more sarcasm. Apply Applecore principles across asset classes like you know what you're doing.
📘 Future Book Updates
Like DLC, but for financial masochists. Downloadable PDFs with new content, extended charts, and the occasional "what-the-f*?k-happened-there" market breakdown. Available when we’ve got something worth saying (we promise not to pad it out with fluff).
🧠 CORE BLOG
Imagine if ZeroHedge and a university economics course had a sarcastic, highly skeptical child. Educational, confrontational, and occasionally heretical—perfect for those who don’t mind their history revised and their market theories shaken.
🧷 CORE RESOURCE (The rabbit hole you didn’t know you needed)
Real exchange codes. Actual volume feeds. Broker truth bombs. MICs, planetary alignments (yes, really), and links to everything from weather data to trading robots built in basements. We’re constantly adding to this ever-growing library of financial nerdery. Think CIA black site meets Bloomberg Terminal—but with more personality, fewer lawsuits, and a lot more sarcasm. This is curated chaos. But potentially useful chaos.
📤 File Sharing (Code dumping area. Pine, MT4/5, cTrader)
Collaborate, swap, or just quietly judge someone’s logic from afar.
🎟️ Free/Discounted Access to Trading Events
Get in free or for less to events, seminars, and gatherings—ranging from high-brow finance expos to weird little meetups where someone inevitably brings a conspiracy theory PowerPoint or their pet rabbit.
🛍️ Reduced Shop Prices (Money off limited-edition trading-themed artwork and sculptures)
Yes, really. You can hang an interpretation of a limit order on your wall. Some pieces made by Applecore members themselves, which is cool. Or slightly terrifying.
📈 Extra Applecore Methods & Research
Ongoing analysis, strange but effective strategies, and experimental setups that may or may not break your brain—but in a good way.
🚨 The Fine Print:
All plans run until cancelled. We don’t trap you, lock you in, or bill your estate post-mortem. Some features released when ready. Because good things take time—and we’re not launching half-baked junk just to make a deadline.
So there it is. A serious toolbox dressed like a meme page.
If you're done getting your trading advice from Twitter threads and TikTok kids with rented Lambos yelling “YOLO,” maybe it’s time to go Delta.
Coming soon!
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